[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
….
“no.”
(Source: officialraminkarimloo)
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
(Source: nicolasiscaged)
clip from the brand new oreo commercial
so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
(Source: gifmam)
I: What's your favorite part about America?
E: Uh, the positivity! In England, we're all kind of very setback and we're polite, but we kind of don't really talk to strangers and like, we're freaked out when strangers talk to us so when I arrived in Houston and I went in the lift in the hotel, this woman was just like, "Well, hey y'all! How you doin'?" I was like, "Um yeah, I'm good how are you?" and she was like, "Are you a musician?" and I was like, "...Yeah."
(Source: hairyspring)
